Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!



Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas



A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home


I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi
hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind.
ha ha ha ha ha ha


we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more....
than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?



Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so plz start teeth brushing regularly



Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey...
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...
EK SMS YAAR!!!!!



Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)



us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d




Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum...... ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss



Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming is free for me... my friend



main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
"MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"



Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...



pahlay hat ma lo
phir mooo ma lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna



In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.




anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,(In Urdu)
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hmari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
nokri tum karo salary meri ho.




Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......




U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....



Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I'm in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito




If-You care for me ,i care for you
You miss me,i miss you.
You like me i like you.
You message me,i message you.
You forget me,im sorry that where im different from you.i'll kill you




People Liv,
People Die,
People Laugh,
People Cry,
Sum Give up,
Sum Will Try,
Sum Says Hi,
Sum Says Bye,
Sum may 4get 2disturb U but,
HOW Can I?



Dil kar raha hai keh....
aaj tumhein akeiley mein...
le ja kar...
apney hontoon se eik...
kis...
kis...
kis..
kiss...
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..........



A *smile* is a sign of joy,
A *hug* is a sign of love,
A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,
A *Friend* like me is a sign of
"YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE"



Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu dozak me hai...



Teri lambi umar ho,tu abad ho,tu jo mange wo tujhe mile..
AB YE LINES YAAD KAR,
KITCHEN ME JAA,
KATORA PAKAR,
GHAR SE NIKAL AUR SHURU HOJA




if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u...i wil b one of them...if 5 persons in a day prey 4 u .i will b 1 of them...if 1 person in a day prey 4 u ..i will b that one...and if no one prey 4 u..it means..MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN...




i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,don't be crazy,i love also other alphabet like v,w,x,y,z.



I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,
II wrote ur name on my heart n....
I got a HEART ATTACK!




Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY



I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of
"POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?